Warning: lots of the f word. Also warning: you can hear the twang.
I know that I ain't special,
we're not lovers meant to be,
I knew the time would come
when you would walk away from me.
You know I know you'll leave me
when you're done with my old truck
I just wish you'd stick around enough
to give me one last f---
Chorus:
One last f--
cuz I got another in me
One last f--
it might be another month
One last f--
if you'd ever really liked me
you'd know to treat me rightly
I need just one more f--.
You came to fix the faucet
and you stayed to fix the sink
You optimized my c-drive
then you asked me for a drink.
I gave you a martini
but you said you wanted beer
then you took me on the kitchen floor
and I just had to cheer.
CHORUS
We'd done the deed
a couple of times
and god I came so hard
when you took the old weed wacker
and you straightened up the yard.
Ain't never had a lover
could do half the things you do.
Guess that's why I'm on my knees
and begging you:
CHORUS.
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