mystic_savage

I'm so bored that I'm tempted to answer all my spam with long, sincere letters that say things like "Thank you for your concern, but I really don't feel trapped in a low-paying job. I hope things are going well for you, and though I'm not interested in XYZ Promotion! I hope you have great success with it." Or: "Hmmm, it's interesting that you keep asking if I'm interested in a penis enlargement. I would have thought that my continued silence on the subject, in addition to my traditional, feminine first name might have signalled to you that I was most likely not interested. Today, however, I find myself somewhat interested in a penis enlargement, and wonder how I might go about it. I assume I'd need to get a penis first, and wonder if you might help me with this endeavor. Sincerely,..." Or: "Viagra. Now that's interesting. I know that you must believe in the product because you are so persistent in selling it, but I wonder if you're aware that Bob Dole was paid to mention his use of it in straight news interviews. Do you have an opinion about that kind of marketing?"

VL